Editor’s Note: We had changed the site theme for April 1st. So if this post doesn’t make sense on April 2nd or beyond, it’s because the normal theme has been reinstated.
We’ve been starting to feel like with the whole Econopocalypse (or Econogeddon, if you prefer), GMtastrophe, and general un-funness going on in the world that maybe, just maybe, we’re taking things a bit too seriously ourselves. Especially ourselves. Taking ourselves too seriously, that is.
Knowing we probably didn’t have the skill-set in house to deal with this serious problem, we brought in a consultant to help us. We could only afford about 10 minutes of their time (we had a coupon for 10 free minutes of consultation), so here’s what they came up with for us:
- MORE CAPITAL LETTERS AND EXCLAMATION POINTS!!!!!!
- LOLLIPOPS!!!!!!!!!!!
- A CORNUCOPIA OF RAINBOW COLORS!!!!!!!!!!
- UNICORNS (duh!)
- A FUNNER FONT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- MORE EXCLAMATION POINTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Done, done and DONE!!!!!!!!! We added a big box of Mike AND Ike’s to the mix and are flying high on high fructose corn syrup. So if you’re looking for the most funnest stuff, you’ve found it. And free lollipops to the next five clients who come in for a routine SEOscopy (rubber gloves included in the price!). AND THERE’S NOTHING MORE FUN THAN THAT!!!!!!!!
I don’t agree with you at all.
In this serious state of the world, we must continue to be serious AT ALL TIMES.
For instance, why eat sugar-coated cereal? Why not eat bits of bran? Or better – a diet of all vitamins?
YES – serious is the way to go — I hope you quickly get over all of this enjoyment.
But for old times sake, I’ll jam with you for a moment.
YEAH!!!!!!!! Exclamation points are RAD!!! But sometimes they’re even more AWESOME!!
Like Mike and Ike’s!!!
Now, back to the regularly scheduled program.
9:37 am / 1 April 2009
I think the unicorns fit substance.
Really great job on the logo revamp.
10:18 am / 1 April 2009
I am going to CORNIFY THIS to make it even more funner!!!!!!!!
10:35 am / 1 April 2009
Oh, if only you’d had a few more minutes with your consultant – you might have learned that MULTIPLE fun fonts (preferably a mix of serif and sans-serif) are better than one. Consider this a freebie!!!!!1!!!One
10:40 am / 1 April 2009
“THERE’S NOTHING MORE FUN THAN THAT!!!!!!!!”
See that? You misspelled “MORE FUNNER” right there…
/g
12:28 pm / 1 April 2009
We’re on the same page here. But can we work bacon and ninjas into this?
12:04 pm / 2 April 2009